you would pick up someone in the library
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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