i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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