C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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