Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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