so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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