you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
