If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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