Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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