Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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