week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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