her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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