your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Fuck appropriateness.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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