if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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