I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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