Already got asked if we're dating
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
