you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You're like the curious george of whores
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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