he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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