he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
why is half of my head shaved?
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