At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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