So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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