she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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