I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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