He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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