Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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