Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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