summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You have to summon your inner elephant
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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