lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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