I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
