Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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