Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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