either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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