First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I just found a bag of teeth...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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