He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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