you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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