chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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