come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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