fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
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