just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
everyone is single if you try hard enough
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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