the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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