Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
we're making bets on your personal life
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Randomize
