oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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