Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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