just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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