I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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