don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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