I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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