Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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