I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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