Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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