No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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