Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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