The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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