Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I could fuck to npr.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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